So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
