I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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