I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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