Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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