I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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