"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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