Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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