I wish I could punch you in the face.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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