He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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