Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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