You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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