so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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