I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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