Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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