Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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