it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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