We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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