This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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