I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i may or may not be watching the land before time
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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