when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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