his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm at about main and main street
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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