if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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