big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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