these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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