This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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