i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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