Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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