I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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