So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
