I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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