; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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