i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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