i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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