kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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