i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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