Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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