I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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