your room smells of hookers.
And success
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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