so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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