The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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