it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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