I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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