So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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