Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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