if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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