I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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