when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ladies don't puke and tell
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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