I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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