Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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