i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
