lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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