My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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