she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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