Are we in a gay sports bar?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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