R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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